TBB's favourite thing of the day so far is this video from Manchester United's United States training camp, in which Louis van Gaal attempts to teach Wayne Rooney how to shoot:
Now, we imagined a player as successful as Rooney would understand basic football techniques like actually looking at the goalkeeper before shooting, aiming for the corners instead of blasting it at the man in the colourful shirt and not leathering it as hard as humanly possible, but apparently not. This is evidently a groundbreaking football education from our new Supreme Leader.
In light of these magnificent pearls of wisdom, TBB fully expects a 30-goal season from Rooney.