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Good news, Manchester United fans! The FA will not take any action against Marouane Fellaini after television cameras appeared to catch him salivating near the prone form of Sergio Aguero. Which is an odd sentence. And, after last season, an odd thing to be considering good news. But hey, this is the future, and things are weird.
The FA have confirmed that they will take no action against Marouane Fellaini. #commonsense
— Kristof Terreur (@HLNinEngeland) November 3, 2014
After the game, when asked about the incident, Louis van Gaal was clear that he didn't think there was anything in it. "The TV has shown that he is shouting and sometimes when you shout there's a little bit of saliva (that comes out) with it. I don't think that he's a spitting figure." Fellaini, for his part, was fairly contemptible of the whole business.
The press loves to invent the stories when there aren't any. Thanks the journalist. #ferity #tospit
— Marouane Fellaini (@fellainiM) November 3, 2014
That said, TBB can't help but wonder what he was shouting. "Yes, I kicked you in the ankle, but the referee missed it, so sucks to be you."?