Football? Between individual organisations allowed to buy and sell players of any nationality? And we play it at the weekend? Sounds like a good idea to us. And Manchester United, who by virtue of clicking on this website you've been allocated to share in the triumphs and disasters of, will play some team called Queens Park Rangers.
And the good news is that shiny new midfielder Ander Herrera, in his loveliness, will be back fit for it after being cruelly sidelined after our opening game. Incidentally, that first season was something of a microcosm for the season so far - we looked pretty good, then stumbled a bit, then Herrera went off and it all fell apart into a total shambles.
So, we're glad to see he's back in action. Oh, and so is Marcos Rojo, who has his work-permit sorted out. Daley Blind is also ready to go. And so, of course, is Falcao.
Our season starts here!