Not all the news is exciting. Life can't all be "Three players a doubt for Monday night" and "Usain Bolt abandons his United dream". Sometimes, a dull thing happens that you should know about, and there's very little we can do to jazz it up. It might even be patronising to do so. So, with that in mind, here's the FA:
Following an Independent Regulatory Commission hearing on Wednesday 18 February 2015, Louis van Gaal has been warned as to his future conduct after he was found to have breached FA Rules in relation to media comments.
The Manchester United manager denied that his comments which followed The FA Cup Fourth Round tie against Cambridge United on 23 January 2015 alleged and/or implied bias on the part of the match referee, and/or brought the game into disrepute.
And here's a video of Denis Irwin taking a freekick against Liverpool, because you deserve better from life and so do we: