That's the sound of Memphis Depay kicking a football really hard.
That's the sound of the same football hitting the back of the net mere seconds later.
And that's the sound of Memphis Depay saying goodbye to PSV Eindhoven in their last home game of the season, which he did last weekend with the freekick above. Okay, okay so the goalkeeping isn't great. But still. When he hits a football, as they say, it stays hit.
In related news, Memphis might be in Manchester sooner than expected. We can't find this story on De Telegraaf's website, but Sport Witness have been doing their reading-the-foreign-press thing and apparently the lad might skip the last game of the season in favour of getting his medical done in the next few days. Presumably the thought of the whole deal being scuppered by some clogger from ADO Den Haag is too much for everybody to bear.
Ha! Clogger! Because they're Dutch, you see? Oh, we're so funny ...