Last night, live on Sky Sports 1 and free to anybody within walking distance of Old Trafford, Manchester United's U21 side (aka "the reserves") played Manchester City's Elite Development Squad (aka "you're not fooling anybody, folks, they're still the reserves"). United fielded Adnan Januzaj and James Wilson, and despite the absence of a couple of others — Andreas Pereira was off with Brazil, while Sean Goss had picked up a knock — rattled four past the visitors.
And, thanks to the wonders of Twitter and somebody called @themanutdway, we can all watch the goals! Thank you, Twitter, and thank you, @themanutdway.
Here's James Wilson scoring the first, and doing the keeper with the eyes:
GOAL! James Wilson scores inside 5 minutes to give the U21's the lead vs City. (Januzaj assist) pic.twitter.com/4sNibqleAL— Manchester United (@themanutdway) May 12, 2015
Here's Adnan Januzaj rolling back the years to, er, last season:
GOAL! 2-0 United. Adnan Januzaj with a fantastic strike. pic.twitter.com/OceBDKY6PB— Manchester United (@themanutdway) May 12, 2015
Here's Ashley Fletcher strolling past a non-existent defence:
GOAL! United 3-0 City - Ashley Fletcher scores United's third goal and wraps the game up against our neighbours. pic.twitter.com/XqkU64vPUQ— Manchester United (@themanutdway) May 12, 2015
And, finally, here's Matthew/Matty/Matt Willock doing something really rather pleasant:
GOAAAAL! 4-0! Incredible strike from Matty Willock! United 4-0 City. pic.twitter.com/UWTjmRI3dL— Manchester United (@themanutdway) May 12, 2015