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@TheBusbyBabe @LIFEHACK_NEO Favourite moment of the season? (other than Carrick's performance against Cambridge away, obvs) #ASKNEO4NEPAL
— Adam Kravetz (@kravz100) May 18, 2015
NEO: PROBABLY EVERY MOMENT CARRICK HASN'T BEEN ON THE FIELD. IT'S LIKE A TANTALISING GLIMPSE INTO A BRIGHT AND HOPEFUL FUTURE. I CAN FEEL MY SOUL ASCENDING EVERYTIME HE HOBBLES OFF INJURED
@TheBusbyBabe @andi_thomas @LIFEHACK_NEO #ASKNEO4NEPAL how much would you charge to cut and shampoo Fellaini's hair?
— Eugene Wong (@EWHK70) May 19, 2015
NEO: WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CUT IT??? MAKES HIS HEAD LOOK ABOUT 10 STONE AND THE OPPOSITION [FIRST SWEARWORD] [SECOND SWEARWORD] THEMSELVES
@TheBusbyBabe WILL WE EVER SEE THE NEO TWO STEP LIVE #ASKNEO4NEPAL
— Vikram (@Football_GIF) May 19, 2015
NEO: GOAL IS TO MAKE A RECORD WITH PITBULL AND DO IT IN THE MUSIC VIDEO
@TheBusbyBabe @LIFEHACK_NEO #ASKNEO4NEPAL Is the caps lock thing strictly twitter or do you go around shouting in day to day life?
— Yoghurt (@TheChelseaCunt) May 19, 2015
NEO: GO [THIRD SWEARWORD] YOURSELF
@TheBusbyBabe @LIFEHACK_NEO #ASKNEO4NEPAL would u rather play 2 strikers and 2 wingers or 1 striker, 1 attacking midfielder and 2 wingers x
— Борат Сагдиев (@jamesyc97) May 18, 2015
NEO: CONSIDERING UTD HAVE THE MOST FRUSTRATING WINGERS AND FORWARDS TO WATCH IN THE ENTIRE WORLD GAME I DON'T REALLY [FOURTH SWEARWORD] CARE
@TheBusbyBabe @LIFEHACK_NEO Which striker would you sign to play in front of Fellaini next season #ASKNEO4NEPAL
— manutd23 (@manutd24) May 18, 2015
NEO: ARTHUR SCARGILL
Is Juan Mata the most beautiful man (body and soul) in the entirety of professional football? #ASKNEO4NEPAL
— Jeremy aves (@megabrow12) May 18, 2015
NEO: HE'S BASICALLY THE SAME DAP AS TYRION LANNISTER. WEIRD NARROW SHOULDERS JUST LIKE HERRERA. MAD HOW THOSE SPANISH [FIFTH SWEARWORD] GROW UP AROUND SWIMMING POOLS AND THE SEA AND HAVE NEVER GONE SWIMMING IN THEIR LIFE. MATA DOES SEEM LIKE A NICE GUY THOUGH, SO I GIVE HIM A PASS.
@TheBusbyBabe What are your thoughts on Jordi Cruyff's 3rd straight Israeli Premier League title with Maccabi Tel Aviv? #ASKNEO4NEPAL
— monsieur ribéry (@vicar_of_sibley) May 18, 2015
NEO: SHUT UP [SIXTH SWEARWORD. THE BAD ONE]
Neo has kindly donated his fee for this Q&A to the Nepalese Earthquake Fund. You can follow him Twitter at @VEGETARIAN_NEO