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Memphis Depay tweets platitudes in thrall to himself, mentions Manchester United

You know what Memphis Depay likes? Celebrating himself for being very good at football. You can't argue with that, as Manchester United need very good footballers.

"You're welcome."
"You're welcome."
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Memphis Depay has tweeted after his move to Manchester United, subject to a medical, was confirmed by PSV and United. He will join the club in June, but that doesn't mean it will stop Depay carrying out a truly deep and meaningful farewell tour of his current club. Still, United better seize fourth place before the Europa League is what Depay gets used to, because he deserves to be playing in the Champions League. Nani, meanwhile, is presumably unavailable for comment. He also appears to have thanked his agent. Modern football, it's great.