Angel Di Maria might finally be on his way, after a year of terrible performances in a terrible team. PSG want him, United are in talks and are negotiating a fee that might edge close to £50 million. United should be happy to recoup the fee and try something else - you can read this in the Telegraph.
United's mystery striker surprise is discussed in the Mirror, with Fernando Llorente of Juventus mentioned as an option. He'd be a more competent target man than Marouane Fellaini, and has a track record of success before he went to Juventus, where he's struggled. You can read that here.
The Manchester Evening News have a development on the 'surprise' story, with Louis van Gaal saying that, actually, the surprise might not even be a striker. Gareth Bale, perhaps? A porcelain statue? Both would be an improvement on Wayne Rooney, regardless of whether they're strikers or animate objects. You can take a look here.
Bit of a boring one today, eh?