The Daily Mail has a note of Manchester United's under-18s losing their 11th straight game. Congratulations to all of you out there who supported the Glazers' stunning financial investment into the club.
The Telegraph round-up includes a story that United are interested in a move for Paris Saint-Germain's central defender Marquinhos. He can't get in a team ahead of David Silva, so think about that for a while.
Marcos Rojo is returning to fitness after dislocating his shoulder. Look, there are pictures in the Mirror. Yes, that's how boring the news is today.
Gabriele Marcotti has written something on ESPNFC.
So there we go. It's Thursday, and there's only a few days left of the transfer window. Manchester United have the same useless Louis van Gaal, the same useless Glazer family, and the same useless Ed Woodward. There's been no activity in the transfer market, so even the thrill of the new will be denied the club's fans. Write off the next six month. Take a night course, go travelling, improve your lot and come back to things in May.