Manchester United take on Midtjylland while their fans get charged a ludicrous £71 to watch the match in some Danish backwater that even the Danish don't care about.
Midtjylland are apparently excellent from set pieces, which is a problem for United, because they are appalling at defending from open play and set pieces, if you remember their efforts over the last few months.
Wayne Rooney is injured, and Marouane Fellaini may miss the match with a hamstring strain. Expect Memphis, Will Keane, Anthony Martial or Jesse Lingard to be given a chance in attack. Get ready for Eurofun!
HOW TO WATCH
When: Thursday 18 February, 6pm UK time, 1pm ET
Where: Denmark Town, Denmark Land
Television: BT Sport 2 in the UK, ESPNF3 in the USA
Online streaming: BT's streaming service will sort you out in the UK, and over in the States, you can watch on Fox Soccer 2Go
#mufc subs: Romero, Poole, Riley, Pereira, Schneiderlin, Weir, Keane.— Manchester United (@ManUtd) February 18, 2016