In the Mirror: ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahaha hahahaha hahaha ha hahahahah ahahahahahha hahaha. And Alex Ferguson and Ryan Giggs aren't self-interested? Utter garbage.
The Manchester Evening News have a profile of Roshaun Williams, the latest child that Louis van Gaal has had to call up to the first team because he's built a perilously small squad, full of total mediocrity in central defence. What a complete clown.
Some praise for Paul Scholes in the Telegraph, who ignore that he goes out of his way to protect his mate Ryan Giggs, rather than talk objectively. He is as compromised as anyone when it comes to United. A quiet man turned rentagob for his own ends.
Marouane Fellaini is quoted in the Mail. I've provided a hyperlink sarcastically, as nobody cares what he has to say.
And on ESPNFC, Andy Mitten has written about United's terrible season so far, which is worth your time.
Right, West Ham. Onwards and downwards.