The Mirror has a story about potential transfers in. Reportedly, Manchester United want Saul Niguez from Atletico Madrid, and their director of football, Andrea Berti. It's hard to imagine he could be better than Ed Woodward.
Worse, I mean, worse. I always get those two confused.
In the Daily Mail, Memphis says that he doesn't want to leave Manchester United. There's clearly scope for him to improve greatly, and in a decent side he might get the opportunity. The only chance of him playing in one is if United improve under Jose Mourinho, because another one won't want to take a risk on him this summer.
And in the Manchester Evening News, Jesse Lingard fancies being a number 10. I'd prefer a better one was bought, but I mean nothing to most people, and certainly not to Manchester United's plans, so there you go.