Manchester United target Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang of Borussia Dortmund

Manchester United have another shill who is ready to gallivant in exchange for Glazer cash. It's almost fair enough if it's someone destitute, but surely Nemanja Vidic has earned a few million quid in the last year alone. Depressing. That's in the Mirror.

What on Earth is this? The Telegraph is so bad now.

United are linked to Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang on ESPNFC. He will probably join Real Madrid, given he likes them and wants to play for them, but then again apparently the Galactico policy often excludes black players according to some reports. Who knows?

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"Illicit" chanting. What's that, then? Is there something illegal about rude chants, or is it just the abuse of language by the governing bodies trying to assume some kind of quasi-legal authority. I've no time for Hillsborough chants, or Munich chants, but they aren't illicit. You can read the thrilling update on the follow up to the chants in the Daily Mail. Do try to contain yourself at the prospect.