You may have heard over the last few days that Romelu Lukaku may be looking to move on from Everton this summer. You may also have heard that his father thinks Manchester United would be a suitable destination. But with Wayne Rooney, Anthony Martial and Marcus Rashford already at the club, it's worth asking: would Lukaku really improve Manchester United?
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