David de Gea
David de Gea has the squad number of 1, and because we are nothing if not bound by simple thoughts, it made sense to start with 1. 1, of course, is the lowest integer. I don't think 0 is an integer. Let me check. This is what Wolfram Alpha says:
"Zero is the integer denoted 0 that, when used as a counting number, means that no objects are present. It is the only integer (and, in fact, the only real number) that is neither negative nor positive. A number which is not zero is said to be nonzero."
So yes, 0 is an integer, but it is not a squad number, meaning we can continue to start this squad review using 1 as the starting point. There's very little to say about David de Gea in a song, because we all know that he' s brilliant. Let's go with this, then.