Zlatan Ibrahimovic's agent hints at Manchester United move

Paddy McNair. Just by saying his name, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking of a perceptive yet no-nonsense tackler. You're thinking about a man who excels at interceptions. You're thinking of passing as insistent as Roy Keane against Juventus in the 1998/1999 season. You think of the set piece ability of David Beckham, and the goalscoring ability of Paul Scholes. So when you see in the Mirror that he fancies a crack in midfield, you should absolutely not be worried.

Paul Pogba's agent has suggested his client Zlatan Ibrahimovic could be tempted to follow his old boss Jose Mourinho to Manchester United. That would certainly cheer up moody old Alex Ferguson. You can read about that in the Manchester Evening News.

On ESPNFC, there's Andy Mitten's account of Gary Neville at Valencia. It was an odd move from Neville, and slightly brave. Now, obviously, it looks a little foolish, and potentially fatal. Not literally.

Martin Samuel is talking bollocks in the Daily Mail again.

And UEFA have reported that for the first time in two decades, Liverpool fans did not sing about the Munich air crash. Obviously they did, because they always do, just as United fans always chant about Hillsborough. It's what a small, or not so small, group of both sets of fans will always do and always have done. As poor taste as they are, it's more just really, really tedious. That's in the Telegraph.