In the Manchester Evening News, Louis van Gaal is apparently worried by the threat posed by Andy Carroll in the game against West Ham on Wednesday United. Similarly, Manchester Untied fans are worried by the threat posed by Van Gaal in every single game left that he is in charge.
The Mirror's Manchester United transfer rumours include two names: Andy Robertson, Hull City's young left-back, and Renato Sanches, Benfica's young midfielder. It is close to impossible to care about the new players until we know Van Gaal won't destroy them.
ESPNFC have a column from Andy Mitten marking yet another low.
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