The Daily Mirror has a story that Manchester United are still keen on Zlatan Ibrahimovic. That's nice. Are they still keen on keeping Louis van Gaal in a job? If so, they might as well sign some farmyard animals for the all the good it would do.
There are some conflicting reports about whether Wayne Rooney will start for United as they lose to West Ham tonight, or if he will be on the bench as they lose to West Ham tonight. Get excited, everybody. The reports suggesting he'll be on the bench are on ESPNFC.
On the Manchester Evening News website is a video from Juan Mata who says what his favourite five things about football are. My guesses: the offside trap, tackling, tracking back, zonal marking and Jose Mourinho.