Hey guys! It's a title decider at Old Trafford! One team has nothing to play for beyond the vague hope of fourth place, but the other is on the verge of winning the league after a season of thrilling football, rugged defending and slick attacking.
That team is not Manchester United.
Still, as Confucius said, if you can't have a big day of your own, make sure and ruin someone else's. Bastian Schweinsteiger and Luke Shaw are still out but the rest of the squad is fit and firing, and there's eleven starting places in an FA Cup.final yet to be determined. And if that's not motivation enough, then we'll have to make do with the threat of deep and abiding shame at seeing somebody else waving the trophy about on the Old Trafford pitch.
HOW TO WATCH
When: Saturday 1 May 2016, 2:05pm BST, 9:05am EST.
Where: Old Trafford, Manchester
Television: In Britain you'll want Sky One, in America you'll want NBCSN.
Online: SkyGo in the U of K, NBC Sports Extra in the US of A.