José Mourinho’s first press conference as Manchester United manager earlier today saw the self-proclaimed "Special One" produce some grade-A shit-stirring quotes, United fans got a small glimpse of the thrills and spills we can expect from our new gaffer next season whenever the Portuguese tactician has a microphone in front of him.
So what better time to reflect upon some of Mourinho’s greatest ever quotes, here are seven of the best:
7. Simple, but to the point when commenting on Luis Felipe Scolari’s Chelsea sacking in 2009:
6. A unique perspecitve on the hot topic of youth development:
5. On Newcastle United’s time-wasting tactics:
4. Discussing his pragmatic approach at Inter Milan:
3. A dig at Rafa Benitez that could potentially come back to haunt him next season:
2. Mourinho made his feelings known following a Champions League semi-final defeat to Pep Guardiola’s Barcelona in 2011. A glimpse at some of the shithousery we might be able to expect next season:
1. Finally, taken from his first press conference as Chelsea manager back in 2004: