Mourinho laments unfair treatment from referees

Woke up this morning feelin' fine

You [the media] simply have to just tell the truth and, if you go game after game with Manchester United and you see what happened here with Manchester City, what happened here with Burnley, what happened here with West Ham, what happened at Stoke, what happened almost everywhere, you do your job and you do a public service, I think.

Got Man United on my mind

Don’t ask me questions that I cannot answer. You know clearly that I am different. I am different. The rules for me are different. I am different in everything, I watch my team play in a hotel, I was forbidden to go to the stadium, my assistant [Rui Faria] had a six-match stadium ban and he didn’t touch anyone.

Jose's playing the way that United should, oh yeah

Yesterday one fourth official told to a manager [Klopp]: 'I enjoy very much your passion, so do what you want to do.' Today I was told sit down or I have to send you to the stands, so everything is different for me, so don’t ask me questions that put me in a difficult situation, so to end the story.

Something tells me I'm into something good

If you don’t know football, you shouldn’t be with a microphone in your hand.

(Quotes via the Guardian)