Luke Shaw, according to the Guardian, says that he will stay at United and prove Jose Mourinho wrong. However he said it, the headline is poorly written, because Shaw hasn't been impressive in training by all accounts, so it would only prove Mourinho right were Shaw to improve to the necessary standard. It's not as if Mourinho has said that Shaw is a fat idiot.
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The Dutch John O'Shea, Daley Blind, has done so well at United that he is set to move back to Ajax. He's a perfectly reasonable squad member, but it should a positive that he can't get many games at United, and that he think we won't get many more - it is time the standards were appropriately raise.
Oh, sweet lady Christ, this is such a dull story.
Right, let's see if I can get a 90 word intro into the best story of the day. One, yes, I believe I can. Two, yes, I believe I really can get to 90. There is nothing that will stop me getting to 90 words because I have enough time and desire, and I will not go missing when the occasion demands it, I'm almost there. I am almost there. I think I only have around 20 words left to be sure and then I can post the link. YES.
Mourinho has reportedly called up Alexis Sanchez about a transfer. Yes, please. Four.