Manchester United players as American fast food items

Phil Jones is a Sloppy Joe. Way too messy, and not as good as you thought.

By Brent Maximin, Nathan Heintschel, Colin M. Damms, Vince Rosetta, and Pauly Kwestel Apr 8, 2020, 5:40pm BST

United Kingdom - Manchester - Manchester United Versus Manchester City Football Match

Does this article even need an introduction? This is objective, peer-reviewed, scientific analysis. We here at The Busby Babe will be taking no further questions at this time, but feel free to argue amongst yourselves in the comments.

Bruno Fernandes

2. Fried Chicken Sandwich at Popeye’s — What a debut.

The Popeye’s Fried Chicken Sandwich: New on the scene, and came with massive expectations. But the hype is real: it has reinvigorated the franchise. Does it have staying power? Remains to be seen.

Paul Pogba

The Five Guys Cheeseburger: Probably overpriced, but actually excellent. Needlessly and endlessly divisive. Its detractors will tell you that there are better options out there for better value, and that it doesn’t all live up to the hype. Its defenders will tell you that there’s a reason it’s so highly rated.

Eric Bailly

TO GO WITH AFP STORY US-FOOD-SOCIETY-MCD — If only it could be available year-round...

The McDonald’s McRib: Very good. In high demand. Typically only available for a limited time.

Jesse Lingard

Exploring Southern California’s Westwood Village — Are we sure this is a thing?

The In-N-Out Burger Secret Menu: You heard about its existence (his goal scoring ability) but can't actually see it.

David de Gea

burrito with smokey chipotle chicken — Quality may have dropped off recently, but still class

The Chipotle Burrito: Consistently good with a lot of different elements that make it unique to its peers. But, occasionally, something will spill out of the back even when you have a hand on it.

Harry Maguire

The McDonald’s 10-Piece McNugget: No flash. Just consistent as hell even during — wait for it — DIPS in form. You can rely on this whenever you need it.

Andreas Pereira

Taco Bell Menu Items, Headquarters And Restaurant Shoot — “Lemme get a...uhhhh...”

The Taco Bell Mexican Pizza: Always, always, ALWAYS a choice made when you’re out of other options or you’re under the influence.

Fred’s 2020 season

Taco Bell’s Mountain Dew Baja Blast: Unbelievably cool and refreshing.

Juan Mata

US billionaire investor Warren Buffett ( — There is no such thing as a good billionaire.

The Dairy Queen Blizzard: Always been something a luxury item, but was once genuine top quality. These days though, you should really limit how often you indulge in it.

Alexis Sánchez

Skyline Chili neon sign. — Even Cincinnati deserves better than this.

The Skyline Chili 3-Way: Genuinely the worst thing in the world. Seemed like a good idea at first, but causes immediate, painful regret.