It's not even June, and already Manchester United have been doing some serious business.
UPDATE: THE MOVE HAS NOW BEEN CONFIRMED.
At least, that's what sources in Holland — not hollandaise sauces, those are different — have been telling journalists in England. Look, here's the football editor of the Guardian:
And here's Andy Mitten, as knowledgeable on all things United as they come:
A text from Holland. Memphis Deepay will join Manchester United according to a good mate and reliable source @thijsslegers— Andy Mitten (@AndyMitten) May 7, 2015
Now, obviously nobody's a United player until we've seen them holding up a shirt, smiling for a camera, and then picking up a three-week injury in their first training session. But if you were thinking about getting WALKING IN MEMPHIS tattooed across your back, well, maybe start making some preliminary sketches.