Memphis Depay agrees to join Manchester United — reports

It's not even June, and already Manchester United have been doing some serious business.

UPDATE: THE MOVE HAS NOW BEEN CONFIRMED.

At least, that's what sources in Holland — not hollandaise sauces, those are different — have been telling journalists in England. Look, here's the football editor of the Guardian:

Breaking: Memphis Depay joining Manchester United. Rest of PSV squad just been told and congratulated player (via @thijsslegers) #mufc #lfc

— Marcus Christenson (@m_christenson) May 7, 2015

And here's Andy Mitten, as knowledgeable on all things United as they come:

A text from Holland. Memphis Deepay will join Manchester United according to a good mate and reliable source @thijsslegers

— Andy Mitten (@AndyMitten) May 7, 2015

Now, obviously nobody's a United player until we've seen them holding up a shirt, smiling for a camera, and then picking up a three-week injury in their first training session. But if you were thinking about getting WALKING IN MEMPHIS tattooed across your back, well, maybe start making some preliminary sketches.