This one looks like it's happening. Perhaps that missed penalty and missed open goal against Club Brugge were the final straw; perhaps . Either way, Javier Hernandez is in Germany for a medical ahead of a proposed move to Bayer Leverkusen. And he is wearing his hat backwards because he is Down With The Kids.
Do The Kids still do that? TBB doesn't know, for tBB is hideously old. Anyway, assuming all goes well then we can say our goodbyes to the always-smiling Mexican. Twitter rumours have the fee at something around €12m, which isn't bad for a garden vegetable. Here is an artist's impression of the medical.
Yes, we did that joke when he moved to Real Madrid. No, we do not care. No, you cannot have your money back.