In what can only be described as the exact opposite of a shock move, Angel di Maria has finally completed his move to Paris Saint-Germain. Manchester United have confirmed the sale, and done so using a picture of the player looking lost, confused, and slightly scared.
Di Mara, who wanted to move to Paris last summer and only briefly looked happy with the fact that he was, in fact, in Manchester, leaves the club having made 31 appearances, 23 of those as a starter. He scored 4 goals in those eight game, and the one against Leicester will live long in the memory. So, too, will his hilarious dismissal against Arsenal and that definitely real injury against Hull City.
No word yet on the fee, so any argument about whether his signing was a complete waste of money will have to wait. But it was definitely a complete waste of everybody's time, player included.